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Friendly French slug

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Oh hi! Welcome! *Open door to a dilapidated blog* (*°ヮ° *)

I go by Flo, Fau, Joe and “Hey you!” I’m 26 y.o. so you could call me grandma as well. I’m an Aromantic Ace and a mess. I use most pronouns and gendered terms interchangeably (He/She/They or Il/Elle/Iel). Feel free to gender me as what would be the funniest in context.

Feel free to ask to tag anything. Yes, even just fandom you are bored of seeing on your dash. I won’t judge

I’m half-french, half-french Canadian. My English is still mediocre sorry for typos and misunderstanding. Learning language is my passion but so is sewing, tinkering with electronics ,gaming and screaming into the void. I have time to do none of these things cause I’m a workaholic and a bastard that will reread/rewatch the same media for years ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

sleepnoises:

sugarsprinkles:

sugarsprinkles:

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Honestly really embarrassing for you guys. You need to sort this stuff out with each other

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you are part of the problem.

reuniting key with map like long lost lovers meeting eyes across a crowded room (link 2 wikipedia page for screenreaders)

the first image in this post is a map of the USA color coded to indicate repetitive birds  this is a key to the map clarifying what color corresponds to what bird. i started listing states but accidentally deleted them so will link wikipedia above   bird quantities: Northern cardinal - 7 Western meadowlark - 6 Northern mockingbird - 5 Wild turkey - 4 American robin - 3 Bobwhite quail - 3 American goldfinch - 3 Chickadee - 2 Chicken - 2 Eastern bluebird - 2 Mountain bluebird - 2 Wood duck - 2ALT

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loveletterworm:

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Its still so funny that they even thought to put this in the game in the first place. Yeah sure to get 100% completion you have to actively break the terms of service on purpose. This is normal

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raqhaelia:

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i dont need a 7:56 long video to know the answer i understand the answer like in my soul. we’ve all been in a position where we wanted to paint the same haystacks 25 times it’s literally normal

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sagihairius:

but if there’s platonic kissing whats next??!!!!????? sex without romance??????!? romance without sex?????!!!!? friendship?????? friends with benefits????!!! platonic lOVE????? staying out of other people’s business???????? WHO KNOWSS

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cyberpunkboytoy:

kokoinupi:

thegreatyin:

found a twitter tweet that was like “oh yeah content warning hatoful boyfriend has a lot of gore and violence” and every single person in the notes/retweets/qrts/whatever the fuck terms twitter has was going “WHAT THE FUCK IT HAS WHAT” and i find that hilarious because. large amounts of gore and violence is a tremendous understatement about the amount of stuff that goes down in hatoful boyfriend

my full trigger list for hatoful boyfriend (and its sequel), for anyone curious is:

  • war and genocide
  • suicide (including coerced suicide)
  • murder (including decapitation and dismemberment)
  • cannibalism
  • guns
  • terminal illness and biological weaponry
  • persuing monster-based horror
  • unreality
  • scientific experimentation-based horror
  • racism
  • childhood trauma and parent death
  • infanticide (or more accurately, bird abortion)
  • emotional manipulation
  • unhealthy/codependent relationships
  • death of a romantic interest
  • twisted morality and gray morality
  • general heartbreakery

just on the off chance anyone reading this doesn’t know what Hatoful Boyfriend is

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the-real-seebs:

phalloids:

phalloids:

ellynneversweet:

afloweroutofstone:

Obsessed with the DC tourist asking for clubs with a “no ugly people allowed” policy that plays house

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Is this person NYC or LA? Place your bets

#if sir Walter elliot used reddit (@spookyohan)

oh my god this is me. i was addicted to designer amphetamines and completely delusional at the time of writing this. i had lost forty pounds and thought i was hot shit. i thought i was the reincarnation of Kurt Vonnegut. this was serious, and my friends laughed when they saw this go viral on twitter. it made me realize i had issues and im sober now. im also shocked i managed to stay employed at that time. To answer your question: im from LA but I grew up all around. I was living between Baltimore and NYC at the time. My mom is a beautiful Italian woman (Milan by way of Bolzano) and my dad is an insufferable Mexican from Montreal.

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fwiw, my Reddit was suspended for this, im doing a lot better now, life is good, and im really happy :)

this is the most viscerally effective anti-drug PSA i’ve ever seen, not least because i think it’s plausibly true, unlike the ones i normally see

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naamahdarling:

one-time-i-dreamt:

SHEIN getting hit with a RICO charge was not on my 2023 Bingo card.  — NUFF (@nuffsaidny) July 13, 2023ALT
nah somebody explain that SHEIN shit like i’m 5 years old. the only time i’ve heard about RICO cases is when it’s about gangs, murder or drugs?! wtf they doing  — Kemi Marie (they/them) (@kemimarie) July 13, 2023ALT
They designed analytics to identify trending styles and rip off small businesses/creators by mass reproducing their work for cheap. Copyright infringement + data breaches. RICO because they absolve responsibility by acting as a conglomerate not corporation, it’s organized crime.  — mama 💀 (@luciferforher) July 13, 2023ALT

:D

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fadingembers:
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littlemsterious:

i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual and then this happened.

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anyways. thoughts?

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libertarian-druid-on-the-hudson:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

ansixilus:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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Allow me to elucidate, @a-sour-nectarine

When most people “roll their eyes”, they flick their eyes directly upward, usually as far as they comfortably go, then resume looking normally.

When someone who learned the phrase before the behavior does it, they usually go in a circular (ish) motion. Since most eye movements are lines, it’s usually pretty triangular: the key points are usually a diagonal up one way, then to the far other side, then to a diagonal low the first way. Thus, the eyes basically make a loop, so they “rolled”.

I’ve found that when people who learned the up-down way first try the circular motion, they might risk motion sickness, so experiment carefully.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOST PEOPLE JUST LOOK UP

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